March 17, 2026

It's St. Patrick's Day today, I don't actually celebrate it. Actually, I'm so short I might as well. Since y'know, I'd be a leprechaun. I made a joke about that to Sage too, well kinda. I said I'd make a leprechaun joke about her, but I'm probably closer to one than she is, to which she agreed. She's Irish and ginger if that helps. But she's also kinda tall, like 5'7 around there.

Anyways, I realized how boring my first block is. I mean like, don't get me wrong, world religions is okay, but like I don't actually think I'd super choose that class. I just sorta sit in there and draw. I drew characetrs today. I liked how I drew today. Anyways, I went to second block and it went fine. Everyone in my row we're sitting in was like kinda hlaf to death today. T and Sage were like a little ill, and my throat is just in pain. I mean it's probably all the stupid hamster images me and one of my city friends were voicing over. That and my excessive wheezing laughter that day too. I woke up with a super sore throat. Anyways, I made Sage laugh a couple times. It was great, I always feel great when I manage to make her laugh, since she makes me laugh all the time. I know one of the instances was when my teacher was talking about how life was so great when we were 7, and I mumbled, "Was it..?" and she sorta snorted. It was great. I was teasing her a little too, she was crapping on writers since we were talking about the rise of literature in the US, and I would say "You say as..." and she'd go "Shut up."

I gave her cheesecake today. Her and Moon. Oh she was also wearing this green sweater and I didn't know it said "Irish" until she stood up. I thought it was funny.

I'm sorta sad we don't have WIN anymore, like I can't walk with her to her classroom anymore. It was like one of the better parts of my day because I got to talk to her more outside of class. But anyway, as I was heading back into my classrooom to put my stuff away I ran into Silly and another girl. She sits at the table with that group, I'll call her K because I can't think if anything else.

So anyway, they ask me if I want to come with them for lunch. And like, of course I do. So I go into Silly's car, and like it's perfectly messy. I tell K to sit in the front, and Silly drives to McDonalds and we order stuff. I just get a cheeseburger because I love those. They order 5 dollar meals. The three of us laugh and talk and mostly laugh in the car. It was great.

We go back to the lunchroom and eat our lunches.

Silly looks over to the other side of lunchroom and see people in the stands thing, I don't know what it is actually. And she asks if they're selling prom tickets. I ask if she wants to check it out, and that I'll go with her. So we walk over there, and yes they were selling tickets. We didn't actually buy anything because I'm not going and Silly doesn't have 30 bucks in cash. But y'know we stick around and chat because it was Sage and C vending. So y'know, we ended up talking a bunch.

Another kid from that table comes and asks if we're just here chatting, and we agree. C eventually leaves to use the bathroom and I almost say, "Go piss girl" but I wasn't sure if she'd get the reference. We end up talking a little more and I said this feels like when your parents see someone at a store they know and they end up chatting for a while. And I said how it's like one couple (me and Silly) talking to the other (Sage and C). The kid then asks who's the man in this (me and Silly) relationship, and it's obviously Silly. Sage then says, "In any situation with anyone, Silly is always the man" and I agree. I mention something about her family heirloom, like I don't exactly remember what Silly said for me to mention it, but I did. And I could see Sage squint her eyes and it's obviously drawn her attention. She asks about it too and Silly tells her.

In Silly's car today, she pulls out this little statue or something out of her little middle department thingy between the driver and passenger seat. And it'a like a Jamaican dude with a gigantic shlong. Like it's the same size at the guy. And while we were in the car (we were in the drive through when she pulled it out) me and K just burst out laughing. It was so funny, and it's like what is this atrocious thing doing in your car. Anyway, Sage found it interesting..I think. Well, me and Silly were laughing about it at least. C is headed our way and I go, "Oh there's C." Sage then says, "Oh she would not be happy about this conversation. No one mention anything about Jamaicans with big dicks." AND IT WAS FUNNY. We talked a little more, and then Silly asked for the time. She said it's about time we go back to the table, and I follow her. I then say, "Well, we'll catch ya later" in a corny way, the same way that people do after they talk to someone they know in public. And I think Sage laughed at that, I mean I laughed and Silly laughed too so. I mean it's true, that's exactly how those conversations end (I said that to Silly too).

Third block was boring, but y'know I had to finish my project. There's another project in there where I have to read a banned book and write about it, but I've barely touched the book. Like I'm only 30 pages into 1984. Anyways, Walle was laughing so hard at a comment I made. I said, "Vote for me gang" referring to the canidate we were writing a speech for. It was so stupid, but he was laughing way too hard at it. He explained it as just getting it out of his system like he's not allowed to laugh at home or something. Fourth block wasn't real, pretty boring again. But at the same time, it's fun. It's only fun when I get to talk to Silly and all the other girls in there.

Today was pretty okay. I'm writing this as I'm procrastinating on my homework. I should get to work.

-R.

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